How smart is
your right foot?
This is so
funny that it will boggle your mind. And you will keep trying at least 50
more times to see if you can outsmart your foot, but you can't.
1. While sitting at
your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.
2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right
hand. Your foot will change direction.
Try as you may it will change direction .....And there's nothing you can do
about it !!
Kids Know ALL The Answers....
TEACHER: Why are
: Because of the sign.
JOHN: The one
that says, "School ahead, go slow."
why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
CINDY: You told
me to do it without using tables!
how do you spell "crocodile?"
JOHN: Maybe it's
wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
TEACHER: What is
the chemical formula for water?
SARAH: H I J K L M
TEACHER: What are
you talking about?
you said it's H to O!
go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it
Now class, who discovered America?
name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
why do you always get so dirty?
TOMMY: Well, I'm
a lot closer to the ground than you are.
give me a sentence starting with "I."
ELLEN: I is...
Ellen. Always say, "I am."
ELLEN: All right,
"I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
mother and father got married on the very same day, at the very same time.
Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted
doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?
George still had the axe in his hand.
Sam, tell me truthfully, do you say prayers before eating?
don't have to. My Mom is a good cook
your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you
No, teacher, it's the same dog!
TEACHER: What do
you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
You must be joking.....................
What happens when you fall in love with:
(You get buttered up.)
(You get taken for a ride.)
(He cheats on you.)
(He gives you a phone-y line.)
(He dumps you.)
(He two-times you.)
(He desserts you.)
(He walks all over you.)
An elevator operator?
(He lets you down.)
(He gives you the brush.)
(He gives you the run-around.)
You cannot be serious.....................
What did the man say when he walked into a bar?
How can you tell if a buckets sick?
Cause he's a little pale!
K Rosealee, LaPerle Day Care, California
Cows go who?
Cows don't go who, they go moo!
Eric, Lennoxtown, Glasgow
It can't go on. It can't go on.
What can't go on?
The baby's vest - it's too small for me.
What's the difference between a flea and an elephant?
An elephant can have fleas but a flea cannot have elephants
Jennifer, Clydebank, Glasgow
Angry customer: "These safety matches you sold me don't
Shop-keeper: "Well you can't get matches much safer than that."
Kyle, Bearsden, Glasgow
On what side of the school should an Elm tree grow?
On the outside.
Mum will you wash my face?
Why can't you do it yourself?
'Cos that'll mean getting my hands wet and they don't need washing.
Fraser, Newton Mearns, Glasgow
Now now there's no need to cry
Meghann Patten age 12
The beginning of eternity,
The end of time and space,
The beginning of every end,
And the end of every place.
is it?……ANSWER: The letter “e”.
has roots as nobody sees,
Is taller than the trees,
Up, up it goes,And yet never grows.
is it?……ANSWER: A Mountain (from the Hobbit)
is it?……ANSWER: Wind (from the Hobbit)
cannot be seen cannot be felt,
Cannot be heard cannot be smelt,
It lies behind stars and under hills,
And empty holes it fills,
It comes first and follows after,
Ends life, kills laughter.
What is it?……ANSWER: Dark (from the Hobbit)
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